Monday, December 19, 2016

Seahawks in Puke Green!

Seahawks: A Serious Team in a Sickening Color 

Evidence that Paul Allen has lost his mind emerged this past week as the Seattle Seahawks changed their uniform.  The new home team uniform is a Dayglow Lime Green or Puke Green.  The new uniforms make it appear that the team has spent the pre-game in hot tubs full of dinosaur diarrhea.

It seems that Allen must have been advised in this decision by the Hillary Clinton election strategists.  Or by Donald Trump's hair stylist?  Or by Czar Putin's PR team?  Or by all three!

On the other hand, after throwing five interceptions in the Seahawks Packers game on 12/11 Allen may just have concluded that Russell Wilson needed some help in spotting his receivers now.


Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Trump vs Schultz: 2020

The 2020 Matchup

On Tuesday November 8, 2016 Donald Trump won 303 Electoral votes to win the White House.  On December 1, 2016 Howard Schultz announced that he will be stepping down as CEO of Starbucks (

These two apparently unrelated events are, in fact, connected.

According to a Starbucks Press Release, "The transition will occur on April 3, 2017, and it will allow Schultz to focus on turning Starbucks' Reserve-branded coffee bars into destination restaurants."

What the release is NOT telling us is that Schultz is stepping down as Starbucks CEO because he has clear presidential aspirations for 2020.  Trump's election proved that the American electorate was willing to trust an experienced business person with no political experience over a career politician with many years as an elected official.  This message was not lost on Howard Schultz.

In 2016 the glass ceiling for billionaires was shattered into a million pieces.  Buffett is too old.  Gates is too nerdy.  Soros is too Hungarian.  Schultz seems to tick most of the boxes -- an has no email scandals that we are aware of.

It is no secret that Schultz has a tremendous ego.  Schultz is also a committed liberal Democrat who grew up in Brooklyn.  He has championed health care for Starbucks employees frequently citing the fact that his working class family lacked the same.  Schultz has a net worth of nearly $3 billion.  He has been a major donor to Democratic candidates.  He will turn 67 years of age in 2020.

Starbucks has been hugely successful and is a favorite watering hole for college educated liberal Democrats.  Among businesses Starbucks is a liberal darling -- they don't make guns, extract fossil fuels or ruin the environment (excepts a bit of garbage).

If Schultz can convince someone to pay $5 for a cup of coffee maybe he can also convince them that higher taxes and increased regulation will jump start the economy?

The election of Donald Trump has created Revolutionary change in the unlikeliest of places -- even in the corporate offices of Starbucks.

A few years ago Christopher Hitches remarked that "the American Revolution is the only revolution that still resonates."  The French Revolution and the Russian Revolution belong to history.  The American Revolution is the only major Revolution that possesses enduring relevance for the world.  Trump, even before his inauguration, has revolutionized American politics.