A Solution for Syria

Bashar al-Assad

A timely Suggestion from Commander Kelly...

I note that both US Presidential candidates support the use of drone weapons against terrorist targets and that President Obama has already disclosed the existence of a "Kill" list.

The "problem" of Syria (see earlier post Syria Burning, 10/12/12) could, perhaps, be solved effectively and efficiently with the launch of two drone missiles.  One would have Bashar Al Assad's name on it; the other would have the name of his British wife, Asma al-Assad, who grew up in Acton http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asma_al-Assad).  Any collateral damage done at Harrods with the second drone would surely be acceptable in the long run! In sha Allah!

Harrods, London