Monday, January 18, 2021

Xi Fallin'




Xi Jinping



Xi Fallin'



Xi’s a good man,
Loves his Mao
Loves Confucius 
And China too
Xi’s a good man
Crazy ‘bout the navy
Loves Apples 
And Karl Marx too

Chinese Aircraft Carrier Liaoning



It's a long day
Livin’ in Wuhan
There’s a disease 
Runnin’ right through
And I’m a bad virus
Infecting the world
I’m a bad virus
For killin’ so many





Now I’m Xi
Xi fallin'
Yeah I'm Xi
Xi Fallin' 
Though China ain’t free





Now all the vaccines
Walkin’ through the valley
Move west down
The Great Wall
And all the bad viruses
Are standing in the shadows
And all the Covid widows
Are home with broken hearts




Now I’m Xi
Xi fallin'
But China ain’t free
Yeah I'm Xi
Xi fallin’
Xi fallin’
China ain’t free
Now I’m Xi fallin'
Now I'm 
Yeah I'm Xi 
Xi fallin' 
Xi fallin'
Xi fallin'
And I'm Xi
Xi fallin'
Commie China ain’t free
Xi fallin'
Xi fallin 
Now I'm 
Xi fallin'

I wanna glide down 
Over Beijing and DC
I wanna spread Covid 
Across the sky
I'm gonna Xi fall
Out into nothin'
Gonna lie to this
World for awhile




Now I'm Xi
Xi fallin'
Yeah I'm Xi
Xi fallin'
Xi fallin'
Yeah I'm Xi
Xi fallin'
Xi fallin'
Yeah I'm Xi
Xi fallin'
Commie China
Ain't Free!